Perverts

The first thing I did when I got off at Penn Station, I went into the phone booth. I felt like giving somebody a buzz...

I wasn't crazy about talking to old Mrs.Hayes on the phone... She said I was wild and had no direction in life.

think if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't horse around with her at all, and if you do like her, then you're supposed to like her face, and if you like her face, you ought to be careful about doing crumby stuff to it, like squirting water all over it. It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.




Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are... Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God.

I'm a goddam minor.